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New Song:
April 18, 2021

I have a new stupid song up on The FuMP today! It's another one of those Ridiculous Raps I like to do. This one was suggested by Insane Ian who said "The portal in the back of the dryer where all the lost socks go."

The music contains a sample from an actual dryer that's running and creating a pretty neat rhythm.

Head over to The FuMP and give it a listen. It'll be available as a free download for about a month.

New Song: "Stonks Only Go Up"
February 19, 2021

Some time ago I discovered the weirdos in the /r/wallstreetbets community on Reddit, and after following their advice made myself a little bit of money. I figured the least I could do was write them a song, so I came up with this Fat Joe parody. This song is available now on The FuMP and will be one of the the free songs available for March.

Click here to listen.

New Video: "Mandalorian"
January 16, 2021

My latest song "Mandalorian" now has a music video! Check it out over on YouTube, and be sure to give it a like and share it with your friends.

The song is a parody of "Method Man" by Wu-Tang Clan and is available now on The FuMP Volume 84.

New Poll: What are my top 50 songs?
December 29, 2020


The results are in! Head over to The Top 50 Results Page to see where your favorite songs ended up.

For years Luke Ski has done a Top 50 where he asks his fans what are his 50 best songs. I've always been curious about mine but never bothered to set up a poll about it...

...until now! BWAHAHAH!!!

Head over to and simply select all your favorite songs from all of my releases. It should only take a minute or two. I'll tabulate the results at the end of January and report back my findings.

Select as many songs from each album as you like. If you haven't heard a song or album just skip it. This isn't a hardcore double-blind scientific study or anything. This poll does not include any of the Sudden Death songs. (I can do a separate poll for those if there is interest in such a thing.) I also removed any duplicates and guest appearances, so some of the bonus albums appear to be missing a few tracks.

Thanks! I'm looking forward to the results!

"WAPC (Wet-Ass Pussy Cat)" #4 Song on Dr. Demento
December 28, 2020

I am thrilled to report that my Cardi B parody "WAPC (Wet-Ass Pussy Cat)" came in as the 4th most requested song of the year on The Dr. Demento Show for 2020!

Thank you so much to everyone who requested the song!

The song took the #1 slot in August's countdown and the #2 slot in September. I do still plan to make a video for this song...somehow, so please stay tuned for that.

Same Stupid Music, Lower Stupid Prices!
November 22, 2020

I've decided to lower the prices on all my albums and merchandise.

I realized recently that while I still buy CDs and other formats for albums I want to own I almost never actually listen to them. Instead, I just queue up the album on Spotify and listen there because it's easier. Even for me, CDs are less valuable than they once were. To that end I realized I should probably lower my prices if I ever want to free up room in my basement and maybe even pay off what I invested in making them. So, I've done just that! Going forward all my albums are just $10!

This includes all my current releases as well as the older ones, and pretty much everything that is still taking up space in my basement. My latest album The Anarchist's Jokebook, which contains Dr. Demento's #1 song of 2019 "Spider Verses" is now just $9.99. Herp Derp Ya Don't Sterp is also $9.99. I Am The Doctor? You guess it! $9.99! Rhythms from the Crypt? Well that one's $14.99, but it's a double album, so you get twice the music. It's two CDs for the price of one and a half!

If you are one of the millions of people who don't already own everything I have released please head over to my store today and pick something up. Remember, the life you save just may be your own. (Is that the right slogan to use here? I'm not sure.)

Visit the Devo Spice Store

"Spooky Ookie (Halloween)" with MC Cone
October 20, 2020

MC Cone contacted me recently about doing a verse on his new Halloween track for an upcoming mixtape. The result is "Spooky Ookie (Halloween)."

Download it for free or stream it now from The FuMP.

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New Song:
August 14, 2020

You may have heard of the controversial new song "WAP" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion that is blowing everything up right now. If you haven't it's... highly explicit to say the least. It's a sex-positive anthem that is making the rounds and pissing off people who don't believe women should enjoy sex.

My brain immediately went "what can I do with this?" because that's what it does. After bouncing a few ideas around in my head I chuckled when I realized I could keep the same "wet-ass pussy" theme of the song and just change it to be about attempting to bathe a cat. And a parody was born.

This song is available as a free download right now from The FuMP. Check it out!

Listen to WAPC

UPDATE 8/29/2020: "WAPC" debuted at #1 on Dr. Demento's Top 10 for the month of August! Thank you to everyone who requested it!

"Spider Verses" Nominated for a Logan Award
July 24, 2020

I am thrilled to announce that "Spider Verses" has been nominated for Outstanding Original Comedy Song in this year's Logan Awards! This is my 8th Logan nomination. I've won two.

The Logan Awards will be presented at FuMPFest this year which is taking place online on August 29th. Join us!

Spider Verses Video
July 15, 2020

The video for "Spider Verses" is now available for streaming on YouTube. Click below to watch and be sure to share it!

Watch Spider Verses




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