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All In My Tights

There is one thing that every good super hero needs. It's not the ability to fly, or x-ray vision, or super speed, or a secret identity. It's a garish, form fitting, brightly colored costume that makes him look ridiculous and is completely impractical for fighting crime. You may think Batman looks cool, but the fact that he can't turn his head would make it difficult for him to cross a road, let alone win a fight. This is a song about the various costumes that super heroes wear, and what happens when one unlucky individual discovers his "power."

Stupid Rap Battles 1: Frying Pan vs. Florida

You know all those battle raps that are popular online, such as Epic Rap Battles of History and Princess Rap Battles? Well, I had this idea to do Stupid Rap Battles. This is the first one. There really isn't anything else to say about this.

I Am The Doctor

I've been a Doctor Who fan since I was about 10. I love the classic series and I love the new series. I have my favorite Doctors and monsters and companions and I've met many of them at various conventions. And here, for you other Doctor Who fans who may have wandered in here, is a song about the new series. I kept it mostly focussed on Matt Smith's run as The Doctor since he's the current one, but there are a few references to Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant's episodes.

Background singing by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad and Shoebox of Worm Quartet. The part of British Woman was played by Kim Crist.

I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy

This is the first song for which I've done the music myself in about 2 years. Previously the last song I did myself was Pac-Man. It was fun getting back into the music. This song was included on the Rhyme Torrents 9 compilation available at www.rhymetorrents.com.

In The 80s

Every generation complains about the one that follows. They lament how things were better back in "their day", be it the 1930s, 1950s, or in my case, the 1980s. The 80s were my time, to quote The Goonies. Back when women had huge hair and wore ankle socks, which, for the record, I still find sexy. So now it's my turn to complain about how much better things were back then. Except I'm not sure I really believe it.

Platform Wars

Snack Bar

This song is a parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore, but of course you already knew that because Ian's song is further down the page. And yes, I'm using the same instrumental Ian did. No reason not to. But my song features Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad and a special cameo by my son Jeremy.