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Blood Guts and Boobs
The existence of the movie Stupid Teenagers Must Die reminded me just how much I enjoy movies like this. The 1980s, of course, was the heyday of this style of filmmaking, but if you look around you can still find movies like this being made today. This song features background vocals by Professor Pastronamy, Justin Emerson, Mike Eaton, Fossil B, Steve Bean, and The Great Luke Ski. And yes, that's Stupid Teenagers Must Die director extraordinaire Jeff Smith directing the action at the end.Listen Now Download Song
This song explores what happens when the PC notion goes way too far and threatens to undermine all the fun involved in Halloween.
Music by The Professor, of course, with special cameo appearances by Shoebox, Luke Ski, and Tom Smith.
This song was included on the Rhyme Torrents Halloween 3.0 internet compilation CD available at RhymeTorrents.org.Listen Now Download Song
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I Am The Doctor
I've been a Doctor Who fan since I was about 10. I love the classic series and I love the new series. I have my favorite Doctors and monsters and companions and I've met many of them at various conventions. And here, for you other Doctor Who fans who may have wandered in here, is a song about the new series. I kept it mostly focussed on Matt Smith's run as The Doctor since he's the current one, but there are a few references to Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant's episodes.Listen Now Download Song
Background singing by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad and Shoebox of Worm Quartet. The part of British Woman was played by Kim Crist.
I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy
This is the first song for which I've done the music myself in about 2 years. Previously the last song I did myself was Pac-Man. It was fun getting back into the music.
This song was included on the Rhyme Torrents 9 compilation available at www.rhymetorrents.com.Listen Now Download Song
In The 80s
Every generation complains about the one that follows. They lament how things were better back in "their day", be it the 1930s, 1950s, or in my case, the 1980s. The 80s were my time, to quote The Goonies. Back when women had huge hair and wore ankle socks, which, for the record, I still find sexy. So now it's my turn to complain about how much better things were back then. Except I'm not sure I really believe it.Listen Now Download Song
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This song is a parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore, but of course you already knew that because Ian's song is further down the page. And yes, I'm using the same instrumental Ian did. No reason not to. But my song features Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad and a special cameo by my son Jeremy.Listen Now Download Song