So I added an inventory control system to the enterprise software I wrote to run and manage FIDIM Interactive, LLC, my media company that runs The FuMP and releases all my music. To make it useful I went and took inventory. I was actually stunned by how many Sudden Death CDs I have left. My first thought was to slit my wrists in frustration, but instead of doing that I decided to reduce their prices in order to help get them out of my house. As a result all my CDs have been marked down to $3.99.
Fatal Error, Die Laughing, Fatal Accident Zone, and even the compilation CD Techobabble have all been marked down to just $3.99. Head over to the store now and pick up your copies. You have no excuses anymore. I don't want to hear that you mother won't let you buy CDs, or only old people buy physical media anymore, or you have a phobia of CDs because the center hole always looks like a single, unblinking eye staring into your soul or trying to melt your brain. No! No excuses. It's four freakin' dollars. Buy em!